I read somewhere that HIllary Clinton eats a serrano pepper every day, and because of this she's never gotten a cold. Then I was looking at a New York Magazine or something, and Yoko Ono said that when ever she gets home from a long trip, she drinks a glass of orange juice mixed with garlic and ginger, and that revives her. So this morning I put a cup of orange juice, 2 cloves of garlic, a chunk of ginger and a hot pepper in the blender, blended it up and drank it. It was super spicy, it made my eyes water and definitely cleared out the old sinuses. Then I drank two doses of dayquil. I'll let you guys know if this cures me.