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|Wednesday, July 31st, 2013|
|You KNOW what's on this cool guy's mind...
“I listen to my own custom music playlists and my DVR only records the shows i WANT to watch, but I’m supposed to settle for a one-size-fits-all mobile plan?……. I DON’T THINK SO."
|Thursday, June 20th, 2013|
|Wednesday, June 19th, 2013|
|Saturday, June 15th, 2013|
I think I while back I said I was only into twitter or tumblr. Well, those blogs are ancient history. It's VINE time! Now I only use VIIIIIIIIIINE!
|Tuesday, March 26th, 2013|
|Haven't posted in over a year
Just realized I hadn't posted in over a year. My sense of humor has changed quite a bit in the last year, now I'm more into relatable stuff about pop culture and those OMG moments and what not, I think if you scroll down you'll see what I mean.
|Saturday, March 24th, 2012|
|Wednesday, November 16th, 2011|
|world's most annoying product
From their site:
Pringles Multigrain succeeds where many others fail, giving you a multigrain snack that tastes great. So, while the can says "multigrain", the three new delicious flavors will leave your taste buds saying "MMMMMM."
You know who succeeded in making a multigrain snack that tastes great? THE INVENTORS OF FUCKING BREAD. BREAD. Oh and multi grain bread still makes you fat if you eat a lot of it, so how in the name of GOD are potato chips in a can going to do any good?!?!?!!?! These are "potato" chips (made out of a bunch of crap that SORT OF tastes like potato) in a CAN. Why the fuck would they be healthier just because the CAN says "multi-grain"?
FUCKING CHRIST WHY DO WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS EXSISTS??!! I'M LOSING IT! MAKE IT STOP!
|Sunday, May 1st, 2011|
I was having a thought and maybe this is a good place for it. When it comes to how people see themselves in relation to other people they are either humble or arrogant, and when it comes to how people see others in relation to themselves, they are either insecure or confident. It's like an axis.
Insecure - worried about what other people think of you
Confident - not concerned what other people think of you
Humble - realize that you're no better than anybody else
Arrogant - think you're better than everybody else
So everybody is at one place or another on these 2 continuums. You have:
- Insecure/Humble - people that are shy and somewhat intimidated by others. These people are humble enough to learn and improve, but they'll be held back by insecurity.
- Insecure/Arrogant - these people think they are better than everybody else, but they are also very concerned what other people think of them, and need approval. They spend lots of time thinking about people they hate and how everybody else sucks, and are always filled with resentment of others, because they think they deserve more.
-Confident/Arrogant - these people tend to be sort of sociopathic. They only think about themselves and tend to live in a bubble. The kind of people that drive yellow sports cars and get cheesy tattoos and have no idea why anyone would think that was stupid. These people may get some success, but it will be limited by the fact that they are too arrogant to realize when they have done anything that doesn't work.
-Confident/Humble - This is what to aim for. You are humble enough to know that there will always be things you can learn from other people, and confident enough not to be concerned all the time what others think. Some people are just this way naturally, but for others in can be a struggle, but overall I think if we all aim for this, we'll be happier.
|Friday, January 28th, 2011|
|beer commercials=hate women
You guys probably haven't seen any of these commercials because they play during sports, which you hipsters never watch, or you all have had tivo for 10 years and fast forward through them, but there are a million beer commercials these days with the same stupid joke, where a guy is talking about how much he loves something, then his girlfriend or wife gets all googely eyed, then he's like 'FUCK YOU I WAS TALKING ABOUT MY MILLER BEER' or whatever. Or just generally something where a woman wants a man to do something, and he brings a beer and pretends to be doing whatever it is she wanted, then drinks the beer. These ads are kind of disturbing. Beer companies spend a lot of money on this shit, they wouldn't put these things out if their market research hadn't shown that men hate women. Basically the message is, WE ARE BUDWEISER, WE UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU HATE WOMEN, DRINK OUR BEER.
I remember back in the 80's, it was the opposite, when you opened up a cold beer, all of a sudden a bunch of women would show up! The men in those commercials were EXCITED that women were around. Now the men in beer commercials want nothing to do with women, they just want to be alone with their watery beer. What happened? Is everybody gay now? Are the guys that work on beer commercials the same guys that have to work on tampon commercials, and they are so sick of having female clients boss them around that they take out all their rage on the Miller Lite campaign?
|Monday, January 24th, 2011|
I'm considering giving up reading "comments sections" (except on livejournal of course.) Nothing good has ever come from reading them. Who are the people that write on them? Have any of you actually gone on a comments section and written something? Why did you do it? Just seems like such a waste of human energy, and every time I read them, I first get annoyed, then I get depressed picturing the people's lives who utilize these boards. I think if I could go a whole year without ever clicking on "comments" on anything I read on the internet, I would be a happier, healthier person.
|Friday, January 21st, 2011|
|Homemade holistic cold remedy
I read somewhere that HIllary Clinton eats a serrano pepper every day, and because of this she's never gotten a cold. Then I was looking at a New York Magazine or something, and Yoko Ono said that when ever she gets home from a long trip, she drinks a glass of orange juice mixed with garlic and ginger, and that revives her. So this morning I put a cup of orange juice, 2 cloves of garlic, a chunk of ginger and a hot pepper in the blender, blended it up and drank it. It was super spicy, it made my eyes water and definitely cleared out the old sinuses. Then I drank two doses of dayquil. I'll let you guys know if this cures me.
|Thursday, January 20th, 2011|
|Founded by perverts?
I was just thinking about this. The people that founded the US as we know it today were a bunch of wealthy Brits who came over here so they could "practice their religion." But it wasn't like they were Jews, or Muslims, or even Catholics. They were British Protestants that allegedly disagreed on some minutiae about the nature of the holy ghost or something. SURE THEY DID. Just like most creepy cults today, they probably wanted to have sex with underage girls, or some other activity that was frowned upon by everybody else. Look at the Mormons. Why did they go all the way out to Utah? Because they were chased out of Missouri for their polygamy. Why were they in Missouri? Because they were chased out of New York! Just like with slavery, there were groups that wanted to continue some sort of horrible abusive practice, and wanted to be "LEFT ALONE." But it's not like these "Pilgrims" were really having any kind of major problems at home, being confined to ghettos or anything like that. When you look at the ancestry of the Bushes or any other "old money" family that came over in the Mayflower times, there's always a duke or baron back in England. So basically, this country was founded by a bunch of L. Ron Hubbards who weren't happy just being rich and successful - they also wanted to be free to abuse people in one way or another, they said it was "their religion", then came up with a scheme to keep on doing it.
These are the kinds of blogs I am going to be writing now! I will talk about my cold, then go off on political rants! Up next, I discuss some kind of food I cooked!
|Wednesday, January 19th, 2011|
|New York City Cold
I don't think I got a single cold the entire 3+ years I lived in LA. The combination of the weather and the fact that you are not crammed on a subway with a million other germ carrying people caused my immune system to become weak. Yesterday I woke up with this shitty sore throat thing I used to get when I first moved here, where it's hard to swallow and you're tired and feel like shit. Hopefully this will toughen up my system.